Greater-Spokane Area Warning

If you live in the Spokane/Rockford area, you might want to avoid the Sgt. B family. In the last seven months, they've been a veritable vehicle wrecking crew. Between deer, crazy drivers, and snow/ice, they're regular accident magnets. For your own safety, I beg you, STAY AWAY!

In all seriousness, I'm so glad to know that there seems to be no more damage to Sgt. B himself in his latest mishap than just a few bumps and bruises.