Saturday Silliness

I couldn't resist sharing this photo. I figure it could make a good caption contest, but I'm a little hesitant.

However, let's do it! Try and keep it reasonably clean. The obvious R-rated caption is easy. It's the subtle stuff that takes skill... ;)

I'll start things out:

(Marine on the left): "Duuude! I've been looking for rhinestone heels like that. Where'd you get 'em?"

[Thanks to Bloodspite for the pic]