Good News, Bad News

Good News...
No more wearing of confidence-sapping dumpy "uniforms"
No more high-school cliques
No more scheduling "games"
No more 75-minute commutes
No more trying to pretend I'm stupid or less-educated than I am
No more sudden discoveries of new rules and procedures
No more soul-sucking randomness
No more insanity

Bad News...
No more paycheck

*sigh*