Sgt. B detailed a squad of LGAMs to monitor Chief Bill and make sure he didn't spread any untruths about me. Here's a partial transcript of their work monitoring an IM conversation with AFSis.
AFSis: *waiting for DETAILS* what is she like???????????As I said before, Bill just listens slow.
BillT: *grin* She talks even faster than she types!
AFSis: oh... that is SO not possible.
AFSis: Or so I thought!
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Yeah, I should be on the road to San Diego by now. But it's so nice to be home that I don't want to get my sorry butt out the door...